Thanksgiving Jokes

Front

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Back

Google, Google, Google!

Front

Why did the cranberries turn red?

Back

Because they were ripe!

Front

What do you call a running turkey?

Back

Speedy gobbler!

Front

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Back

Because he was outstanding in his field of corn!

Front

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

Back

A turkey that can play a tune!

Front

Why did the turkey go to school?

Back

Because it wanted to be a "smarty-pants"!

Front

What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey?

Back

"You're gravy!"

Front

Why did the turkey sit on the clock?

Back

Because it wanted to be on time for dinner!

Front

Why did the turkey join a band?

Back

Because it had drumsticks!

Front

What do you call a turkey that plays sports?

Back

A baller-bird!