Dad jokes

Front

What do you call a fake noodle you call it an ____

Back

Impasta

Front

I would be a stand up comedian but I prefer to ___

Back

Sit

Front

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes _____

Back

Close

Front

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate ____

Back

9

Front

Can February March? No, but April___

Back

May

Front

I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little_____

Back

Fishy

Front

How do you make an octopus laugh? With _____ _______

Back

Ten tickles

Front

What type of tree fits in your hand A _____ _____

Back

Palm Tree

Front

Why do vampires always seem sick? They're ______

Back

Coffin

Front

What do you call a poor Santa?

Back

St. Nickel-less