Jolly Holiday Humor [1]

Front

What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

Back

A pine-apple

Front

Why did the turkey join the band during the holidays?

Back

Because it had the drumsticks

Front

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Back

Chill out

Front

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Back

Rude-olph

Front

Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?

Back

It kept dropping its needles

Front

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?

Back

he didn't "snow" the answer

Front

Why does the snowman have so many friends?

Back

he's cool!

Front

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Back

Chilldren