Jokes and Puns

Front

What has one head, one foot, but four legs?

Back

A bed

Front

What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?

Back

A hole

Front

What is full of holes but can still hold water?

Back

A sponge

Front

Why are fish so smart?

Back

Because they live in schools

Front

What comes down but never goes back up?

Back

Rain

Front

I am full of keys, but can’t open any door. What am I?

Back

A piano

Front

What has hands but can't clap?

Back

A clock

Front

What breaks when you say it?

Back

Silence

Front

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

Back

Pop music

Front

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

Back

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