Valentine's Day Brain Teasers

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What has a heart that doesn't beat?

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an artichoke

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day?

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I'm attracted to you!

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?

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I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

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I'm stuck on you!

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What did the calculator say to the student on Valentine's Day?

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You can count on me!

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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

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A hug and a quiche

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine's Day?

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I'm sweet on you!

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What did the pencil say to the paper on Valentine's Day?

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You're write for me!

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What did the light bulb say to the switch on Valentine's Day?

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You turn me on.

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What did the computer say to the mouse on Valentine's Day?

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You click with me!