jokes for kids

Front

Read this : 7HI5 I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?

Back

THIS IS ALL ME

Front

Why is the cow afraid.....

Back

He was a Cow-herd

Front

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Back

pork chop

Front

Why is 7 afraid of 9?

Back

Because 7 ate 9

Front

How do you know carrots are good for you?

Back

You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

Front

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Back

Spoiled milk

Front

Why did the teacher wear glasses?

Back

Because her students were too bright!

Front

Why do bees hum?

Back

Because they don't know the words

Front

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

Back

A rocket chip!

Front

what do you call cheese that is not yours

Back

nacho-cheese