Jokes for Fun

Front

What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?

Back

A dino-Snore!

Front

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

Back

A rocket chip!

Front

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Back

Between us, something smells!

Front

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Back

Dinner is on me!

Front

Why did the student eat his/her homework?

Back

Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of cake!

Front

Two pickels fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Back

Dill with it.

Front

How do you stop an astronut's baby from crying?

Back

You rocket!

Front

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Back

Because 7, 8, 9

Front

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

Back

A wise Quacker

Front

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Back

A palm tree!