the dad jokes

Front

what has to be broken before you can use it?

Back

egg

Front

i am tall when im young short when im old what am i?

Back

a candle

Front

what is full of holes but holds water?

Back

a sponge

Front

what question can you never answer yes to?

Back

are you asleep?, are you sleep

Front

what is always in front of you but you can never see?

Back

future, your future, the future

Front

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Back

there is none its only a one story, no stairs, there is no stairs

Front

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Back

a promise

Front

what can you keep after giving it to someone?

Back

your word

Front

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

Back

a barber, barber

Front

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Back

All the people on the boat are married.