Christmas Jokes and Riddles

Front

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Back

meltdown

Front

What is Santa's dog's name?

Back

santa paws

Front

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?

Back

there's myrrh

Front

What's every elf's favorite type of music?

Back

wrap

Front

What do Santa's elves learn in school?

Back

elfabet, elf-abet

Front

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

Back

cookie sheet

Front

Which of Santa's friends is the most chill?

Back

Jack Frost

Front

How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?

Back

present

Front

What is Santa's favorite kind of candy?

Back

jolly ranchers

Front

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Back

nothing, on the house