Dad Jokes

Front

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Back

The letter M, the letter m, M, letter M, m

Front

What sits in a corner but travels the world?

Back

A stamp

Front

It is as light as a feather with nothing in it, a strong man can't hold for more than a minute?

Back

A breath, a breath, breath, Air, air

Front

What goes on 4 legs then 2 legs then 3 legs?

Back

A human.

Front

What is yours but used by everyone else?

Back

Your name

Front

What do you call a bear standing in the rain?

Back

A drizzly bear, a drizzly bear, Drizzly bear

Front

What happened when the spider got a car?

Back

He took it for a spin, The spider took the car for a spin, It took the car for a spin

Front

What is a lizard's favourite movie? Options: The Lizard of Oz, the lizard of oz, the Lizard Of Oz , the Lizard of Oz

Back

The Lizard of Oz, the lizard of oz, the Lizard Of Oz , the Lizard of Oz

Front

Where do ants like to eat?

Back

At a restaur-ant, at a restaur-ant, restaurant, a restaurant

Front

Why were the chickens so tired?

Back

They were working around the cluck, they were working around the cluck