Flashcards about The Walrus and SantaLand

Front

The Walrus is a nickname for an elf with a handlebar mustache and no chin.

Back

The Walrus believes he is charming to women at SantaLand.

Front

The narrator confronts The Walrus for flirting with a married woman.

Back

The Walrus claims he didn't see a wedding ring.

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Sign near the cash register

Back

DO NOT HOLD THESE GLASS EYES UP AGAINST YOUR OWN EYES: THE ROUGH STEM CAN CAUSE INJURY.

Front

Customer's complaint at the store

Back

Customers hold up the glass eyes and then go for the horns.

Front

Personal impulse before seeing the sign

Back

The impulse to hold the glass eyes up to one's own eyes.

Front

Event at Madison Square Garden

Back

A big 'Sesame Street Live' extravaganza.

Front

Response to the bathroom line question

Back

I thought it was the line with all the women in it.

Front

The Maze on the way to Santa's house includes various spectacles.

Back

Spectacles include train sets, dancing bears, and a candy-cane forest.

Front

Penguins are part of the SantaLand display.

Back

They are set in an icy wonderland and frolic mechanically.

Front

The narrator suggests a polite way to exit SantaLand.

Back

"This way out of SantaLand if you’ve decided maybe it’s time for you to go home."