Core Office - Ice breaker

What lesson did I learn the hard way during my first offsite in Madrid?

What did I say in the office elevator that made everyone laugh, including Mariangela?

Arrived to the office, found a desk and I thought “Nobody from my team arrived yet, that’s weird”. Working for one hour, random people start arriving and taking desk- I don’t know any of them. Realized 1h later that I was sitting in a different floor, pack my things and leave slowly so nobody can see that I am an idiot!

Thought I was having a perfect week with no vendor emails in the shared mailbox thinking everything was running great. Turned out I'd lost access to the mailbox because of permissions and dozens of messages piling up. Now I check my Exchange connection daily – there is nothing more suspicious than an empty inbox.

What term was accidentally coined during a training session instead of "topline"?

I met Charles Nus (Exacompta CEO) in the elevator while heading to the swimming pool in bathrobe

Met my (now) fiancé during Amazon skiing trip while playing the game of Stump

I have called Valery (yes L8 Valery) to my desk to show off my pink T-shirt branded ‘Office Products Queen’, then proceeded to ask him to unlock some budget to do similar fun stuff. His answer: he wants a branded T-shirt too, or a full uniform. Spoiler alert: I didn’t get any budget 😑