𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎.

𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙎.

DRINKY-WINKYxTIPSY

TIPSY: FIGHT ME!!

DRINKY-WINKY: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

TIPSY: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

DRINKY-WINKY: You can't even reach my neck.

TIPSY: Do You really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!!!

TIPSY: You're...shining?

DRINKY-WINKY: No, I'm not...?

TIPSY: Yes you are, look-*points at Drinky-Winky's cheeks*

DRINKY-WINKY: ...You mean my highlighter?

DRINKY-WINKY: Tipsy? it's 4 am, why are baking a cake? and what's with the party decorations and sweets?

TIPSY: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity. want a cookie?

all of these were found on tumblr

and google so leave me alone