Jokes

Jokes

by Nikilea Phillip

​Joke 2

​This morning I threw my brother off the balcony ,

​After the funeral my mother asked why i did that ,

​I replied saying now I know he is the Devil ,

​She said what do you mean ,

​I shouted , you told me your son is a good angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

​Joke 2

​My mother told me God isnt real because she never saw him before ,

​I thought long and hard ,

​The next morning I said "Mummy I cannot see your brain you have none "

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​Joke 3

Santa isnt real​

Santa isnt real thats what mummy said , but yet still my big fat daddy jumps down the ch​imny and eats my milk and cookies