winter jokes :D

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

• corncob pipe

• button nose

• ice cap

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

• parks

• gyms

• Snow Balls!

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How do snowmen travel around?

• cars

• sleds

• Icicle (Ice-cycle)!

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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?

• weird looks

• cold fish

• frost bite

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Where do snowmen keep their money?

• in their billfold

• in a pocket

• In a snow bank!

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What do the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?

• chicken nuggets

• salad

• burger with chili ("chilly") sauce!

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What do vampires get when they attack snowmen?

• blood

• nothing

• frostbite

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Why didn't the snowman answer the question?

• he didn't charge his chromebook

• he was late to class

• he didn't "snow" the answer

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How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?

• he doesn't talk

• he doesn't text

• by his icy stare

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What did one melting icicle say to the other?

• good bye

• until next winter

• hang in there!

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Why does the snowman have so many friends?

• he doesn't hand around too long

• he comes in all shapes and sizes

• he's cool!

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Why don't mountains catch colds?

• they're tall

• they're rock

• they have snow caps!

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Where would a snowman go on his days off work?

• to the park

• to the lake

• snowhere!

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How does a penguin build its house?

• with ice

• with snow

• Igloos it together!

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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

• snow

• water

• icebergers ("ice berg" - ers)

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How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?

• stay inside

• hibernate

• don't go around BRRfooted! ("barefooted")

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

• geometry

• subtraction

• Owlgebra

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What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

• a storm

• rude

• a meltdown!

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

• air

• water

• Frosted Flakes

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What do snowmen call their offspring?

• baby

• snowball

• Chill-dren