Fun

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

• Nothing
• A candle
• My Bed
• My Chromebook

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

• Nunu
• Dazlyn
• Mary
• Janet

What did the candle say to the other candle?

• U are sassy
• i hate u
• I am going out tonight
• You are burning

What do u call a pig that knows KARATE?

• Porkchop
• kid pig
• KUNG FU
• kapig

Tags

CCSS.3.OA.D.9

Where do pencils go on vacation? 

• Pennsylvania
• New York
• Boca Raton
• Florida

2 fathers & 2 sons go on a fishing trip they each catch one but they only bring home 3 fish. How? 

• There is a grandpa, a dad, and a son  
• IDK
• ;)
• magic is always the answer

What goes around the world but stays in a corner

• life
• a jar of peanut butter
• stamps
• Elmo

Tags

CCSS.7.EE.B.3

There are 3 apples on an apple tree. You take 2. How many do you have?

• 2
• 1
• 3
• Joseph Howard

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

• Your name
• Your toys
• Your life
• YO MAMA!

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

• Bank money that you always drop
• footsteps 
• This should be getting easier know.
• STOP ASKING THESE QUESTIONS