Fun!

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter's name?

• Nunu
• Dazlyn
• Mary
• Janet

What did the candle say to the other candle?

• U are sassy
• i hate u
• I am going out tonight
• You are burning

What do u call a pig that knows KARATE?

• Porkchop
• kid pig
• KUNG FU
• kapig

What goes around the world but stays in a corner

• life
• a jar of peanut butter
• stamps
• Elmo

There are 3 apples on an apple tree. You take 2. How many do you have?

• 2
• 1
• 3
• Bieber

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

• Your name
• Your toys
• Your life
• Your phone

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?

• The wind
• Birthday candles
• Sunlight
• Human soul

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

• A secret
• A player
• A toy
• A gift

How can you add eight 8's to make 1000?

• 88 + 8888 + 1000
• 8888 + 8 + 88 + 88 = 1000
• 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
• 8 + 8 + 888 + 888 = 1000

What question can you never answer "yes" to?

• Do you like me?
• Are you  Asleep?
• Do you like the show?
• Do you know who I am?