Will this person fall from the tree?

• Yes.
• No.

Well, How?

• Put it in head first.
• Use a shrink ray to make him fit.
• You can't.

Is putting your finger in a currently operating toaster a good idea?

• Yes
• No
• It depends...

How long can the average person hold his/her breath under water?

• 1 minute
• 15 minutes
• 2 seconds

If there are fifteen crows on the fence and a third of them fly away, how many are left?

• 2
• 3
• 6
• 5

Spell this:
Harrisburg

• H-A-R-R-I-S-B-U-R-G
• H-A-R-I-S-B-U-R-G
• T-H-I-S
• A-B-C

Some months have 31 days; and others have 30 days. How many have 28?

• 4
• 2
• 12
• 1

Can a man legally marry his widow’s sister in Canada?

• Yes!!
• No!!

Do they have a fourth of July in London?

• Yep, I'm sure of it.
• No of course not!

A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the USA, 60 people die. Where do they bury the survivors?

• Canada
• USA
• Half and half
• Neither