Funny Questions

What color is a yellow banana?

• Rainbow
• Yellow
• Blue
• Clear

I'm a number between 1 and 10 i'm bigger than 5 and less than 7 what number am I?

• 43
• 6
• 5
• D

what two animals are mostly house pets?

• Bears and Monkeys 
• Lions and Turtles 
• Cats and Dogs 
• Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck

I'm an age between 10 and 20 I'm older than 12 but younger than 15 how old am I?

• 55
• 13
• 6
• 14

If I'm not a boy then what am I

• A girl
• A Boy
• A Horse
• A Cow

If someone keeps looking at me what am I supposed to do?

• Do I tell them if they look at me again I'm gonna pound there face in.
• Do I ask them to quit staring at me.
• Do I ask if they have a staring problem.
• Do I look at them and scream "BOO UGLY!!!!".

If you have 5 pieces of pie and you give your friend 3 how many do you have left?

• 9
• 3
• 2
• 15

Will you fail to answer this question? "1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 x 0 + 1"

• 0
• 1
• 5
• 14

If you had a theme song for every time you walk into a room what would it be?

• Fight Song 
• Barbie Girl
• Bubble Guppies theme song 
• The Banana song

Would it be funny or sad to see an 80 year old woman fall down stairs?

• No
• Yes