Corny Jokes

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• non-spaghetti
• the noodles
• vegetables
• an im-pasta

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to kick her out of her house?

• Namaste
• Down Dog
• Spirit away
• No thank you

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

• They don't like the makeup.
• They taste funny.
• They don't want to laugh.
• They want to be friends.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

• Because he liked the music.
• Because he had pizza.
• Because he was a fungi.
• Because his mom made him go.

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

How do you make a tissue dance?

• Play music.
• Hold on to its corner
• It doesn't dance
• You put a little boogie in it

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call birds that stick together?

• Vel-crows
• Jay birds
• Sticky buns
• Tape birds

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What did the sea monster eat?

• Israel
• Octopus
• Fisher and chips
• Fish and ships

Tags

CCSS.RL.1.6

CCSS.RL.2.10

CCSS.RL.3.10

CCSS.RL.3.6

CCSS.RL.K.6

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

• Ketchup!
• You can't beat me!
• Loser!
• Hurry Up!

Tags

CCSS.6.EE.B.6

What do you call a factory that sells good products?

• Warehouse
• Target
• The Goods store
• A satisfactory

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

• A sleepasaur
• Snoralax
• Niterex
• A dino-snore

Tags

CCSS.2.MD.B.5