Answer with puns. 100% = key.

What word is missing to make this a pun?

That's the _________ thing I've seen.

• stupidest

• wierdest

• funniest

• sealiest

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

• It lifts their spirits.

• It takes them to new heights.

• It beats floating.

• It takes their breath away.

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What is a monster's favorite makeup?

• mas-scare-a

• blush

• lipstick

• wrinkle scream

(answer with a pun)

I didn't like my beard at first...

• Then I did.

• Then it grew on me.

• So I shaved it off.

• But I realized it's nice.

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(make it punny!)

Broken pencils are...

• pointless

• not good

• wood

• worthless

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Why are skeletons so calm?

• They don't have brains...

• Nothing gets under their skin

• They have nothing to worty about

• Yoga

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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

• Trumpet

• Trombone

• Low brass

• Drums

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My friend was annoying me with bird puns.

• That's unfortunate.

• Are you friends with Mr. Masem?

• Toucan play at that game.

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Be punny!

Parallel lines have so much in common...

• Indeed, they do.

• It's a shame they'll never meet.

• They don't intersect.

• They're like Mr. Masem.

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(make this punny)

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is...

• ruined.

• toast.

• bankrupt.

• gone.

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