Funny JOKES

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

• detective

• an investigator

• tagigator

• crocodile

What did the hamburger name his daugther?

• burgeret

• Petuniaaa

• Meatslet

• Patty

What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

• rotten

• softies

• deviled eggs

• boiled egg

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

• felt crummy

• wasnt whole

• felt uneven

• felt a peice was missing out of himself

Our PHONES fall we panic, our FRIENDS fall...

• We tease

• We laugh

• We panic

• We cry

What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?

• Why am I triangle, and you puffy

• Why am i so little

• Where is Pop corn

• Can i eat popcorn now

Do you think Februrary can March???

• Not sure, but i think April May

• Februrary is too skinny

• Februrary is too short

• Not in a million years

I can see 2 years into the future...

• I have a superpower!!!

• Wait 2020 is in 2 years???

• I have a dog

• I have 2020 vision