Humor Me - Multiple Meanings

What has eyes but cannot see?

• bugs

• needles

• birds

What father is as sweet as candy?

• firemen

• lollipop

• police

What has four legs but cannot run?

• camel

• cow

• table

What animals are used in baseball?

• bats

• monkeys

• geese

What has a roof that never gets rained out?

• shed

• mouth

• bicycle

What do you use to fix a broken pizza?

• super glue

• tomato paste

• tape

What follows tracks but never leaves any?

• bear

• policeman

• train

What runs day and night but goes nowhere?

• clock

• lizard

• horse

What month is in a parade?

• March

• June

• May

What room is too small to enter?

• bathroom

• kitchen

• mushroom