idiot test

what has one head, one foot, and four legs?

• a human

• a bed

• a cow

• a cabinet

how many seconds are there in one year?

• 31104000

• 12

• 3241325365475687808865

• 123333323345654765897654321435353

poor people have it, rich people need it, if you eat it, you'll die. what is it?

• air

• nothing

• food

• money

what starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?

• Post office

• property office

• portable office

• fashionable office

which month has 28 days?

• February

• december

• august

• all 12

what do pandas have that no other animal can have

• bamboo

• water

• baby panda

• meat

which letter is the most curious?

• w

• i

• j

• y

what are two things you wouldn't eat after waking up?

• bread

• butter

• breakfast then lunch

• lunch and dinner

why is the letter A the most like a flower?

• because you can't D-eny the beauty

• because you can C it

• because the B is after it

• because its the first letter

why was the chef embarrassed?

• because he cooked chicken

• because he saw the salad dressing

• because he baked bead

• because he loved bananas