dad jokes

what did baby corn say to mama corn?

• where is popcorn?

• Is daddy home?

• all of the above

• nothing

did you hear about the crab who didn't give to the goodwill

• he doesn't care about other crabs

• he was shellfish

• does not have the time

what do you call a pig that does karate?

• pork kicks

• porkpunch

• lamb

• porkchops

there was green house. inside was a white house. inside the white house was a red house. inside the red house were babies. what is it

• apple

• watermelon

did you hear about the guy that broke up with Ruth

• he was disgusting

• he could not regret it

• he was ruthless

• he was mean