Halloween Fun

What would Casper be if he wrote a story?

• an invisible man

• a ghost writer

• the silent type

• fictitious

Why is a ghoul such a messy eater?

• because he ..... never wipes his face

• because he.... misses the point

• because he... is always a goblin

• because he... chews with his mouth open

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?

• he flew too soon afterwards

• he had a steak sandwich

• he ate every drop

• he was a lost soul

Who did Franskenstein take to the dance?

• his blood brother

• his best bat

• nobody

• his ghoul friend

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

• rock 'n roll

• wrap

• classical

• jazz

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?

• They lose all sense of direction

• They don't want to use their last straw

• They are afraid of flying off the handle

• they would rather sit and stew

Why did Count Dracula go to the doctor?

• His blood was low

• he was coffin a lot

• he wanted to see the new-fangled waiting room

• he wanted to hear the tooth

What instrument did the skeleton play in his high school band?

• a trombone

• drum sticks

• a clarinet

• a trumpet

What does a ghost like on top of its ice cream sundae?

• sprinkled boos

• evaporated milk

• whipped scream

• invisible sweetener

Why do witches think they are funny?

• every time they look into a mirror, it cracks up.

• they make people scream

• they laugh a lot

• they don't really dress like that