What is the main character's given name?

• Ignoramus

• Silencio

• Ignacio

• Stephen

"When you are a man, sometimes you wear____________ in your room, just for fun."

• Masks

• Blouses

• Nothing

• Stretchy pants

"Beneath the clothes you find the man. Beneath the man you find his ____________."

• heart

• boxers

• nucleus

• pride

Stephen hasn't been baptized yet because he only believes in _____________.

• Science

• Diablos

• La Lucha

• Encarnacion

What is the name of Nacho's special wrestling move?

• Head buster

• Python paralysis

• Anaconda squeeze

• Eagle attack

Who does Ignacio borrow sweatpants from?

• Gordo

• Chancho

• Esqueleto

• Jose Maria Valenzuela Gonzales

Ignacio ran away from the monastery and went to the ___________.

• village bar

• wilderness

• farmer's market

• luchador party

Who says of himself "I look hideous"?

• Stephen

• Guillermo

• Ramses

• Ignacio

At the fancy party, how did the lady who loved Stephen get to the room so fast?

• She ran

• by elevator

• secret tunnels

• Scotty beamed her up

Before one of the lunches at the monastery, why weren't there any chips?

• Real Mexicans don't eat chips!

• The orphans don't like them

• A dog ate them

• Someone stole them