The Hitchhiker w/ Orson Wells

The Star's name is

• Denzel Washington

• Orson Wells

• Richard Cotton

• Willard McMasterson

Although frightened by the mysterious Hitchhiker, Ronald Adams starts looking for the him at all his gas and food stops. He decides he needs to

• Buy him a funky cheese Sandwich

• Run him over

• Shoot him.

• Grab him and beat the truth out of him.

When Ronald calls home he finds out that:

• He's dead

• His Mother is dead

• Both he and his mother are dead

• Mustard and pastrami belong together

Who is the Hitchhiker?

• Ronald

• Creepy stalker dude

• The Grim Reaper/Death

• He only exists in Ronald's mind

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What does the Hitchhiker look like?

• Tall, blonde, attractive woman

• Man, dressed like cowboy.

• Dude in a raincoat, splatters of rain, hat

• Oddly attractive

The Main Character's name is:

• Wildford Brimley

• Tom the Cruise

• Tommy John

• Ronald Adams

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The show starts:

• In heaven, with angels and stuff.

• Route 66 near Gallup, New Mexico

• On the Brooklyn Bridge

• On the Pulasky Skyway

The Female hitchhiker thinks Ronald

• Is bug nuts crazy

• is a criminal pervert...like most of you.

• is a king-daddy player

• needs a drink

The Hitchhiker says

• "Hello, going to California?"

• "You got five bucks I can borrow?"

• "I see dead people."

• "I've got 50 bucks for you if you can tell me how to calculate the area of a cylinder"

The cows say:

• Moooo.

• Cluck, cluck.

• "I'm a little teacup short and stout!"

• Four Score and Seven Years ago...