christmas riddles

if a lion had a Christmas album, what would it be called?

• the lion king

• jungle bells

• we wish you a roaring Christmas

• the lion is coming to town

what did the Christmas tree say to the stocking?

• looking down do you have a low blood sugar

• aren't you sick and tired of just hanging around

• are you sweaty?

• what's up?

what would the apple and a Christmas tree get if they had a baby?

• a mess

• a baby

• a pinapple

• a strawberry

if the end of the year is on December 31st, than what is the end of Christmas?

• the 25th of course

• s

• the 26th of course

• c

when you go out in a blizzard and you see a vampire, what do you get?

• get snowed on

• low blood sugar

• a rash

• frostbite

what kind of laundry detergent does Santa use?

• tide

• snow soap

• yule tide

• Christmas cheer

what do you call Christmas after all the gifts have been opened?

• christmess

• a mess

• parents job

• cleaning time

why are men afraid of Christmas?

• santa

• the nutcracker

• children

• there wife

what is Santa's favorite tech gadget?

• cell phone

• snow cone maker

• elf's

• pole-aroid camera

why is Santa so good at karate?

• he wears a black belt

• he is not real

• cause he is

• he eats carrots