Taking Up A Hobby

You want

• to give up skiing

• to take up skating

• to go off skiing

• to take up skiing

You search

• the net and find a ski manual

• the net and find a ski instruction

• the Internet for skiing tutorials

• the net but don't find anything

It seems

• easy peasy lemon squeezy

• as easy as a cake

• as easy as a pie

• as easy as to die

You drive to

• the steepest ski slope in the neighbourhood

• the steepest neighbourhood

• the highest ski sloope in the hood

• the ski slope in the neighbourhood

You get

• ready

• yourself ready

• your ski gear ready

• your ski gear

You fasten

• your seatbelt

• your boots

• your skiing boots

• your ski boots

You put on

• your gloves and your goggles

• your hat and your scarf

• your gloves and your boots

• your goggles and your helmet

You stand in a

• queueue to buy a ski pass

• quueu to buy a ski pass

• queu to buy a ski pass

• queue to buy a ski pass

You step

• up your game

• into your ski gear

• into your skis

• into your ski boots

You tuck

• your poles under your chin

• your skis under your arms

• your poles in your bag

• your poles under your arm