Would you rather

Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?

• read

• speak

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

• Late

• Early

Would you rather be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the water?

• Land animal

• Animals that fly

• under water animals

Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?

• someone else

• yourself

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

• Tickets

• Never paying

Would you rather have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat (not sweet) maple syrup?

• hair

• sweat

Would you rather have to read aloud every word you read or sing everything you say out loud?

• read

• sing

Would you rather live in a cave or live in a tree house?

• cave

• tree house

Would you rather be incredibly funny or incredibly smart?

Mr. Smith is both.

• funny

• smart

Would you rather become five years older or two years younger?

• older

• younger