Music Puns

Why did the piano player keep hitting his head on the keys?

• He was tired

• He was playing by ear

• He was mad

• He couldn't see it

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What is a golfer's favorite kind of music?

• Jazz

• Classical

• Swing

• They don't like music

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call a cow who can play music?

• A moo-scian

• A classical cow

• A regular cow

• A music cow

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

• Broken Piano

• A Flat Minor

• Musical Mess

• Piano man

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What is an avacado's favorite music?

• Gospel

• Swing

• Classical

• Guac-n-roll

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

Where did the music teacher leave the keys?

• On the desk

• In the bag

• In the piano

• They never found them

Tags

CCSS.L.1.6

CCSS.L.3.6

CCSS.L.4.6

CCSS.L.K.5A

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

• Pop music

• Swing music

• Classical music

• Rock-n-roll

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

• With a screwdriver

• Hire someone

• With a tuba glue

• You can't

How do you make a band stand?

• Take away their chairs

• Take away their stands

• Take away their music

• Fire them

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

• They didn't lay eggs

• All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach"

• They got loose

• They couldn't fly

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A