Halloween Puns

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

• It lifts their spirits

• It takes them to new heights

• It beats floating

• It takes their breath away

Why don't mummies take vacations?

• They are afraid they will relax and unwind

• They don't like to travel

• They would rather stay home and look after the children

• They don't work in the first place

Where would all Werewolves love to live?

• Batton Rouge

• Howlywood

• Mew York

• Pennsylveinia

What kind of students do monster teachers have in their classrooms?

• Twicks and Tweets

• Boils and ghouls

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How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

• With a pumpkin patch

• With sun scream

• With a pumpkin ghoul kit

• With stupor glue

Why did the monster math teacher go for counseling?

• She kept crossing her pupils

• She couldn't put two and two together

• She had lots of problems

• She didn't see eye to eye with the ghoul board

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Why did the skeleton throw away his broken pencil?

• He was drawing too much attention

• Writing with it was pointless

• It was a ghost of it's former self

• He was at a loss for words

What would Casper be if he wrote a story?

• The invisible man

• A ghost writer

• The silent type

• Fictitious

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What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

• Rock n Roll

• Classical

• Wrap

• Jazz

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

• He was tired of being in the dark

• He couldn't find a candle

• He wanted a light snack

• He liked crunchy snacks

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