Halloween Jokes

What's a monster's favourite dessert?

• Ice cream

• Banana

• Sweets

• Candy

What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?

• The trumpet

• The tromBone

• The clarinet

• The flute

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

• Because he was tired

• Because it was raining

• Because he had noBody to dance with

• Because he was not at the party

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

• rock music

• pop music

• wrap music

• opera

Why are graveyards noisy?

• Because of all the coffin!

• Because of the rain

• Because of the bones

• Because of the fences