MATH FUN

When should you buy a bird?

• On a Thursday

• When it's going cheap

• In the Summer time

• Before it kicks the bucket

What kind of food do math teachers eat?

• Peanut Butter and Jelly

• Steak and fries

• Square Meals

• Fish and Chips

Why shouldn't you let math scare you?

• Mrs. Jones doesn't teach math anymore

• Ghost aren't real

• If you fail you can take it again next year

• Because it's easy as pi

Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

• It was a mean thing to say!

• She didn't like him.

• He gets his feeling hurt too easy.

• It was lunch time.

Why was the math book depressed?

• It was folded.

• It was red.

• It had a lot of problems.

• There were 12 chapters

Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper?

• They took it from Walmart.

• Work is coming due.

• Their coffee cup must be empty.

• They must be plotting something.

Why was the equal sign so humble?

• It couldn't run.

• Because it knew it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

• It was skinny.

• It was out of the loop.

What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?

• Prime Number

• Gypsy

• Rolling Stone

• A Roamin’ numeral.

What do you call dudes who love math?

• Wild and Crazy guys

• Algebros.

• The invisible man

• Reciprocals

Complete the sentence:

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics,

• but graphing is where I draw the line!

• but no English.

• but I can't stand Music class!

• but no way on Science!