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Why don't turkeys eat at Thanksgiving dinner?

• They don't eat people food

• They are already stuffed

• They are allergic

• Turkeys don't eat

What is a Pilgrim's favorite kind of music?

• Plymouth Rock

• Jazz

• Hip Hop

• Turkey Tunes

Which one of these is considered a pun?

• It was like taking candy from a baby
• Kings worry about receding heir line
• This is a piece of cake

• what are those

• Twinkle toes

• shoes

  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?

• THIS IS ALL ME
• THIS I5 U

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

• Chips
• Gross chicken
• Bombs
•  Nothing

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

• Nothing
• A candle
• My Bed
• My Chromebook

What do u call a pig that knows KARATE?

• Porkchop
• kid pig
• KUNG FU
• kapig

Tags

CCSS.3.OA.D.9

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

• Nunu
• Dazlyn
• Mary
• Janet

Where would all Werewolves love to live?

• Batton Rouge

• Howlywood

• Mew York

• Pennsylveinia