Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate??

• pork chop

• karate pig

• karate pork

What is a cats favourite colour ???

• piiii-nk

• purrr-ple

• bllll-ue

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

• hi bud

• hi baby

• hi little

• hi flower

Why didn't the orange win the race ???

• because it ran out of juice

• because it felt like it

• i don't know

• boq

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CCSS.L.8.5A

what did the little corn tell the mamma corn ???

• where's my popcorn

• what's poppin'

• i love u

• why are you so big

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call a duck that steals ???

• a robber duck

• a stealer

• a duck that steals

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CCSS.L.8.5A

How do you catch a squirrel ???

• climb the tree

• imagine your a nut

• climb the tree and think like a nut

What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???

• guardians of the galaxy

• guardians of a samsung shop

• guardians of space

• police that guard samsung shops

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CCSS.L.2.4D

What would a chinese billionare say ???

• cha-ching

• money-money-money

• don't touch mi money

• don't touch me !!!!!

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Son : there is someone at the door & he wants money for his water polo community !!!

• Dad : ok then give him a glass of water

• Dad : ok i don't care just shut the door in his face

• Dad : ok then give him money

• Dad : ok then give him 1c

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CCSS.L.8.5A