Would You Rather

Have a permanent splinter in your toenail?

Have a permanent bad haircut?

Always have an itch you can’t reach?

Always have a specific song stuck in your head?

Have a free lifetime subscription to Netflix?

Have an unlimited gift card to Starbucks?

Get a papercut every time you turn a page?

Bite your tongue every time you eat food?

Have the neck of a giraffe?

Have the hands of a baby?

Bungee jump holding a porcupine?

Skydive holding a skunk?

Drink a bottle of sea water?

A cup of clean toilet water?

Be hot all the time?

Be cold all the time?

Get all A’s in school without trying but learn nothing?

Get C’s while trying hard but learn a lot?

Always talk in rhymes?

Sing instead of speak?