Joke Day

Why did the chicken cross the road?

• to go to Burger King

• to go to school

• to get to the other side

• to find his car

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

• because he was bigger

• because 7, 8 (ate), 9

• because he was flat on top

• because he was older

What do you call a pig that does karate?

• pork chop

• petunia

• wilbur

• batman

What happens when an egg laughs?

• it gets scrambled

• it gets fried

• it cracks up

• it goes splat

How did the farmer fix his overalls?

• with a cabbage patch

• he sewed them

• he didn't fix them

• his mom did it

what do you call a cow with no legs?

• ground beef

• Harry

• Susie

• short

Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

• to get squashed

• he wasn't peeling good

• to find the apple

• to get his medicine

What do you call a boomerang the won't come back?

• tired

• Boomer

• a stick

• dead

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?

• she didn't know the words

• she was a little hoarse/horse

• she didn't have a mouth

• she didn't want to

Why do fish like to eat worms?

• because they get hooked on them

• because they taste good

• because they squirm

• because they are hungry