Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs?

What do you call a dinosaur 🦖 with no eyes?

What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator?

What time do you go to the dentist?

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

What happened to the man who slept with his head under his pillow?

What did the big candle say to the little candle?

What happened at the race between the lettuce and the tomato?