End of the Year Jokes and Riddles

What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?

• apple

• wrong

• macaroni

• bottle

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

• Because he wanted to light up the ground.

• Because he didn't like it.

• Because the batteries died.

• Because he wanted to hide it.

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

• a clock

• a puppy

• a fish

• a tree

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

• about

• begin

• drive

• short

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

• V

• C

• D

• O

What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?

• a treat

• a teapot

• a tart

• a tweet

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

• an evergreen tree

• an oak tree

• a fir tree

• a palm tree

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

• Because they are always stuffed.

• Because they are toys.

• Because they are small.

• Because they are fun to play with.

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

• Hello!

• Goodbye!

• Long time no sea.

• How are you?

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

• It's wet.

• It's big.

• It's salty.

• It waves.