Fun stuff

What did the nut say when it sneezed?

• Nothing because it is a nut.

• I'm sorry. I'm sick.

• Cashew

Why did the tomato turn red?

• It was in love.

• It saw the salad dressing.

• It was angry.

Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter's name?

• None

• Nada

• Nunu

What did the candle say to the other candle?

• You are sassy.

• I hate you.

• You are hot.

What do you call a pig that knows KARATE?

• Kid Pig

• Pork Chop

• Kungfu Pig

Which of these is NOT one of Snow White's 7 Dwarfs?

• Smiley

• Sleepy

• Bashful

• Doc

What animal is bad to play cards with?

• turtle

• cheetah

• snail

"Go bananas" means ________

• Monkeys go for bananas

• Become crazy

• Go and buy bananas

The sun rises in the _______

• north

• west

• south

• east

What makes my left hand, my right hand?

• Me turning around

• A mirror

• The way I name my hands