Jokes for Fun

What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?

• A dino-Snore!

• Asleep dino

• A sleeping dog

• A sleeping beast

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

• A rocket chip!

• Chip

• Color chip

• Rocket car

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

• Between us, something smells like diarrhea!

• Between us, something sicks

• Between us, something I am hunger!

• Between us, something smells!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

• You are hot

• Dinner is on me!

• I love you

• You are too cold

Why did the student eat his/her homework?

• Because teacher told him/her it was a none homework!

• Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of candy.

• Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of cake!

• Because teacher told him/her it was lomond pines.

Two pickels fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

• Diarrhea

• It a tie

• I love you

• Dill with it.

How do you stop an astronut's baby from crying?

• You sing him/her a song

• You rocket!

• You give him/her a milk

• Do not cry

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

• Because 7 ate 5

• Because 7 ate 9

• Becasue 7, 8 , 9

• Because 8 ate 7

What do you call a duck that gets all A's

• Hot water

• A palm tree

• Because it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull

• A wise Quacker

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

• A coconut tree

• A palm tree!

• A strader tree

• An apple tree