Math Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

• Stop squaring at me!

• Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

• Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I'm a tree!)

• I'm nuts about math!

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3?

• Because they can't even.

• So they don't get lost.

What do you call friends that love math?

• The coolest kids ever.

• AlgeBROS.

If you are cold how can you warm up?

• Do your warm up!

• Sit in the corner its 90 degrees!

Why are parallel lines sad?

• They have so much in common and will never meet.

• They are related to math

How many people don't understand fractions?

• 4 out of 3 people

• Half of them

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

• It's Bigger

• Because 7 ate 9

Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?

• It's worried about its size

• Because it's never right

What seems odd about math?

• Numbers that aren't divisible by two

• Everything