the dad jokes

what has to be broken before you can use it?

i am tall when im young short when im old what am i?

what is full of holes but holds water?

what question can you never answer yes to?

what is always in front of you but you can never see?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

what can you keep after giving it to someone?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?