Riddles for All

Why did the computer cross the road?

• It was the witching hour

• It wanted to get to the other side

• It was programmed by the chicken

• To prove it was a computer

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

• The same middle name

• The letter G in their last name

• Their both living things

• Nothing

What do you call a polar bear in Hawaii?

• Lost

• A polaii bear

• A deadly bear

• A Hawaii bear

When does Friday come before Wednesday?

• In the Thesaurus

• In The Dictionary

• In the school week

• Never

You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?

• You draw a shorter line next to it and it becomes a longer line

• You grab the pencil and make it longer

• You write longer next to it

• Sing a song and watch it grow

Name four days of the week that start with T.

• Today

• Transformation

• Tuesday

• Thursday

• Tomorrow

What is more useful when its broken?

• A vase

• An egg

• A glass cup

• A window

• A house

What starts with C and ends with E and lives in the ocean?

• A seahorse

• A catfish

• A manta ray

• A comb-jelly

What runs but never walks, often murmurs but never talks, has a mouth, but never eats?

• A fence

• A river

• Time

• Music

• A DVD player

In the pink house, every thing is pink. In the blue house, everything it blue. In the purple house everything is purple. What is in the white house?

• Everything white

• Presidents

• Clouds

• Nothing