GSA Officer/Advisor Quiz

Pick which of Mr. Pavao's statements is the lie

• I smuggled contraband across the Iron Curtain during the Cold War

• I have performed on stage at a feminist and LGBTQ+ rights rally

• I broke into a European castle and was arrested by the police

Pick which of Mika's statements is the lie

• I have been to Japan and Scotland

• I own a dog that weighs more than me

• I have been to 17 US states

Pick which of Payton's statements is the lie

• I have 12 cousins

• I've been the highest standing person in Madison for a solid 5 minutes

• I have parted angry mobs at the capitol with one word

Pick which of Kaj's statements is the lie

• I owned a pet turtle that has lived in 5 different houses, two of which were friends of mine

• I have been to Disney World 3 times in a year

• I have seen both Lord of the Rings trilogies over 3 times in the span of two months

Which officer/advisor is pagan?

• Mr. Pavao

• Mika

• Payton

• Kaj

Which officer/advisor often takes care of a 3-year-old who is adorable (and knows it) and is far too clever for their own good?

• Mr. Pavao

• Mika

• Payton

• Kaj

Which officer is allergic to peanuts?

• Mr. Pavao

• Mika

• Payton

• Kaj

Which officer/advisor used to be a circus performer for many years?

• Mr. Pavao

• Mika

• Payton

• Kaj

Which officer/advisor will go all mama bear on anybody who threatens their GSA family?

• Mr. Pavao

• Mika

• Payton

• Kaj

Which officer/advisor has over 100 different beanie babies?

• Mr. Pavao

• Mika

• Payton

• Kaj