Why is 7 afraid of 9?

• Because 7 ate 9
• It's Bigger

Tags

CCSS.4.NF.A.2

What do you call a duck that steals ???

• a robber duck

• a stealer

• a duck that steals

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

How do you know carrots are good for you?

• They look like eyes.

• They taste funny.

• You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you get from a pampered cow?

• Chocolate milk

• Spoiled milk

• Fresh milk

Tags

CCSS.L.1.1J

CCSS.L.2.1F

CCSS.L.8.1C

CCSS.L.K.1D

Why did the teacher wear glasses?

• She had a headache.

• Because her students were too bright!

• Because it was too hot outside.

Tags

CCSS.RI.5.8

CCSS.RI.6.8

CCSS.RI.7.1

CCSS.RI.8.1

CCSS.RL.8.1

Why do bees hum?

• Because they don't know the words

• Because it's cool

• Because they want to

Tags

CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

what sound does a duck make

• hello
• quak
• chirp
• cake

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

• A rocket chip!

• Chip

• Color chip

• Rocket car

What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?

• A dino-Snore!

• Asleep dino

• A sleeping dog

• A sleeping beast

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

• Between us, something smells like diarrhea!

• Between us, something sicks

• Between us, something I am hunger!

• Between us, something smells!