THE JOKES

Why is 7 afraid of 9?

• Because 7 ate 9
• It's Bigger

What do you call a duck that steals ???

• a robber duck

• a stealer

• a duck that steals

How do you know carrots are good for you?

• They look like eyes.

• They taste funny.

• You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

• Chocolate milk

• Spoiled milk

• Fresh milk

Why did the teacher wear glasses?

• She had a headache.

• Because her students were too bright!

• Because it was too hot outside.

Why do bees hum?

• Because they don't know the words

• Because it's cool

• Because they want to

what sound does a duck make

• hello
• quak
• chirp
• cake

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

• A rocket chip!

• Chip

• Color chip

• Rocket car

What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?

• A dino-Snore!

• Asleep dino

• A sleeping dog

• A sleeping beast

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

• Between us, something smells like diarrhea!

• Between us, something sicks

• Between us, something I am hunger!

• Between us, something smells!