funny Quiz

What has to be broken before you can use it?

• A candle

• An egg

• A sponge

• A promise

I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?

• Clouds

• Ice

• Human

• Dog

What colour is most toilet paper in France?

• White

• Blu

• Pink

• Grey

do snakes have legs

• no

• yes

• why

• answer

what has 4 legs then 3 then 2

• Me

• Teddy

• Betty the housewife

• The keyboard

why did the banana go to the doctors

(a)  

knock knock, who's there, ice cream, ice cream who,?

finish the rest of the joke

• I scream if you don't let me in

• I cream if you dont let me in

• all of the above

• none of the above

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

• A candle

• A sponge

•  A towel

• All of them

What is full of holes but still holds water?

• A promise

• A sponge

• A barber

• A bank

What goes up but never comes down?

(a)