jokes

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

• hi bud

• hi baby

• hi little

• hi flower

What do you call a duck that steals ???

• a robber duck

• a stealer

• a duck that steals

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

Why is the cow afraid.....

• He was a Cow-herd
• he was a Cow herd

what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant

• sephant

• swimming trunks

• bathing suit

• bread

Tags

CCSS.L.4.1C

CCSS.L.9-10.1B

why cant a skelton cross the road

• has no bones

• has no guts

• doesn't have the guts to do it

• no brain

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• non-spaghetti
• the noodles
• vegetables
• an im-pasta

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

• Because he liked the music.
• Because he had pizza.
• Because he was a fungi.
• Because his mom made him go.

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call birds that stick together?

• Vel-crows
• Jay birds
• Sticky buns
• Tape birds

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A

What did the sea monster eat?

• Israel
• Octopus
• Fisher and chips
• Fish and ships

Tags

CCSS.RI.7.10

CCSS.RI.9-10.10

CCSS.RL.3.10

CCSS.RL.4.6

CCSS.RL.7.10

How do you make a tissue dance?

• Play music.
• Hold on to its corner
• It doesn't dance
• You put a little boogie in it

Tags

CCSS.L.8.5A